I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
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