I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
Buhtt sex?
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
Randomize
