Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
The police scanner is talking about you again....
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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