I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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