I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
