lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
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