That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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