So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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