I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Randomize
