just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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