Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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