She said her name was "party"
I wish i was in the wii world.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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