White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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