I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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