i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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