Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
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