should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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