No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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