i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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