you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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