You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Still dying that you shit outside
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
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