i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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