how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
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