the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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