yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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