Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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