How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
I just googled if crying burns calories
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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