I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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