let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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