mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
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