There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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