i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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