Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
At least make sure they are 18
Why
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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