shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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