After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
