Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
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