everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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