she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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