I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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