can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
They have beer where we have blood.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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