But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
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