Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
Randomize
