seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
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