I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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