I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
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