great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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