Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
He kissed a someone with a penis
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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