the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Randomize
