I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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