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I smell stomach acid.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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