Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
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