So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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