Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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