We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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